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Emoticon Poll

Crack!conversation with shes_gone + an hour of daydreaming during chemistry + 2 Jack and Cokes + trubbleclef's influence = crack!poll.

This is the product of three dirty minds.

WARNING: Viewing poll may kill brain cells and/or lower I.Q. Please proceed with caution.



Poll #1090157 emoticon poll

How do you feel about emoticons?

:-)
6(28.6%)
:-(
1(4.8%)
:D
4(19.0%)
;)
0(0.0%)
>:-(
2(9.5%)
D:
0(0.0%)
:**(
0(0.0%)
:-o
0(0.0%)
XD
4(19.0%)
:p
1(4.8%)
:-|
3(14.3%)

Do you think emoticons are sexy?

Hell yes!
3(14.3%)
Ew, what? No!
2(9.5%)
Only if it buys me a drink
3(14.3%)
Only if it buys me lots of drinks
11(52.4%)
the angry one looks kind of like Draco Malfoy, so that's hot
2(9.5%)

Would you ever consider dating an emoticon? If maybe, please give reason in comment area

yes
0(0.0%)
no
0(0.0%)
maybe
0(0.0%)
in the blink of a semi-colon
2(9.5%)
only if it buys me a drink first
4(19.0%)
no - they may look different, but all emoticons are the same on the inside
3(14.3%)
no, there's way too much emotional baggage there
5(23.8%)
no, they don't have the fingers with which to pleasure me properly
4(19.0%)
depends - will the emoticon foot my electric bill?
3(14.3%)

If you were to date an emoticon, which one would be your "type"?

:-) cheerful face
2(9.5%)
:-( depressed face
1(4.8%)
:D laughing face
6(28.6%)
8-B nerdy face
8(38.1%)
< ):) the cowboy >
0(0.0%)
< :-P the party animal >
0(0.0%)
:-O -- surprised face, because I have a low self esteem
2(9.5%)
:-0 surprised face, because he's got a big mouth, if you catch my drift
1(4.8%)
>:O angry face, because I need excitement in my life
1(4.8%)
>:O angry face, because I like make up sex
0(0.0%)

Would you consider reading emoticon porn?

Absolutely
4(19.0%)
What? That's gross
1(4.8%)
Yes, but only if it's slash
10(47.6%)
Yes, but only if it's het...J/K, LULZ
0(0.0%)
Yes, but only smiley!porn, because I can't do sad fic
3(14.3%)
What do you mean "would I"? I read it under the covers at night
2(9.5%)
I would prefer gen emoticon fic
1(4.8%)

What is your emoticon OTP/OT3?

:) slash :) happy face/happy face, because I like shiny, happy ships
3(14.3%)
:( slash :( sad face/sad face, because I love angst
1(4.8%)
:( slash x----*_*----x sad face/huge face, because I like hurt/comfort
3(14.3%)
> :O slash >:O angry face/angry face, because I like drama...and angry wall!sex
4(19.0%)
:-( slash :-| sad face/worried face, because co-dependency is hot
3(14.3%)
O:-) slash >:) angel/demon, because opposites attract
0(0.0%)
( . )( . ) slash $ Playboy Bunny/billionaire
0(0.0%)
(.)(.) slash q=D slutty girl/chav, because I like teen angst
2(9.5%)
< [+]:^( slash *<[]:{ > Pope/Santa, because I like defiling beloved childhood characters
1(4.8%)
>:E slash f(O_o)f vampire/martian, just because
3(14.3%)
=^_^= slash (:3= cat/walrus, because their love is so canon
0(0.0%)
<):) slash <):) cowboy/cowboy, like in Brokeback Mountain >
1(4.8%)

What is your emoticon kink?

<3 love is my kink >
2(9.5%)
8====O 0-: blow jobs
3(14.3%)
3 d: rimming
1(4.8%)
@-,-'-,-- fluff, because I'm a romantic
1(4.8%)
3 ~& scat play, because I'm a romantic
0(0.0%)
8====O~~~~~ watersports
0(0.0%)
:{p \|/ mustache rides
0(0.0%)
3 \m/ fisting
1(4.8%)
*
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*<:o) humiliation="humiliation">
2(9.5%)
X_X necrophilia
0(0.0%)
Φ-|--< bondage >
1(4.8%)
=' т '= bestiality
0(0.0%)
:^o nose porn
0(0.0%)
|*-*| + 8===D + \|/ = female masturbation to porn video
1(4.8%)
**O__O** + #8-O + O:::::::8 = Hermione watching Harry give Ron head
9(42.9%)

Do these polls annoy the crap out of you?

Yes, they're taking up valuable space on my flist
0(0.0%)
Yes, I'm very busy and important and don't have time for them
1(4.8%)
Yes, because I hate you
0(0.0%)
Yes, if I'd have known this would happen, I never would have friended you in the first place
1(4.8%)
No, I support academic research
9(42.9%)
No, these polls bring meaning to an otherwise meaningless existence
5(23.8%)
No, I like feeling needed and important
0(0.0%)
No, I like wasting time
4(19.0%)
It doesn't matter, because I don't ever read your posts anyway. In fact, I'm not even reading this now.
1(4.8%)

Please state for the record that you are of legal age to be discussing emoticon porn in your country of residence.



Just for the record, it took much longer to create this poll than it did for me to write my sociology paper that was due today. I put a lot more effort into it, too. Probably explains a few things about my GPA, come to think of it.

ETA: Some of the codes got a bit screwed, sorry. All of the punctuation marks threw off the html mark-up. :-/ For the record, the weird one in the "kinks" question was a clown, and it says humiliation.




Thank you to shes_gone for her meticulous research into the sordid emoticon underworld, and to trubbleclef for entertaining the hell out of me with her drunk typing.

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